Friday, February 25, 2005
bush fires damn. Yes brilliant add in the heat its even worse. Practically its like being stuff into a myer over. The air is really polluted now have been sneezing like crap and yeap sometimes having the difficulties of breathing in the morning. Air is heavy. Finally pom presentation was over my mummys could not believe that i went school in the most chat chat clothes to school. Seee i was too tired. Damn.
Rushed down to church yesterday after french. Ok talking bout french i am screwed i have totally forgotten everything. Basically i know less than one third and the speaking test is coming. Somone please stuff me into some elephants arse. Anyhoots mets godparents at olps. Father luke was good really gave me loads of new insights and ho ho ho there was this lady wearing a tube. I mean a tube in church. Taking in mind that father luke is super strict, all the aunties were basically staring at her. Usual.Had a tour round the church pretty nice ole feeling. Missed the old holy family church.
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005
french. Glamourous. Stylish. Yeah read that twice. Bullshit that. Ok that so called asian looking tutor can kiss my arse. Horrendous style of teaching. Thinking that she is the queen bee all stingy and pretty. Bullshit again. How dare you humiliate my dear dele ah u farging french bitch. I bet the whole damn class of urs cant wait to rip out ur intestines bit by bit and make it into chee chong fan. Never have i met a tutor who is such a bugger. After listening to what dele told me was practically fuming for her.Freaking chicken neh neh. Seriously that v.t should be flushed down my toilety no i shall flush her half way and yes so that her head will be sticking out of the toilet bowl. Next open up her stinking foul smelling mouth and let her slurp down my shit. Next i shall take my elettric fly beater and slaps her face repeatedly making sure that are life behind marks Brilliant and gross to the max. So Mel. She and her stupid yeah so called intelligent remarks to dele, embarrassing my poor french tutor. U and your stupid participation marks. MY arse.Absolutly disgusted my ur manner of teaching. Shit face. Thank goodness i seldom see that bitch in school or people please hold me back cos my hands are itchy and i feel like ripping her. Dele dont u worry ok i can always go down and lodge a complain with u.
Ok been mugging on my french stuff and bwahah yeah french. La dee dah. Humms to myself. Due next wed drea we can do it and i got so much to tell u. POM was yes the ultimate. Boring. Thank goodness i had tracy malaguo dele and nelson. Yes see we entertain each other with sthupid shit. Managed to get this really adorable primary schoolish shoe from school. Yeah those carts. GOt my sis one too. Its handpainted. Cool right. Reminds me of my primary school days when i wore those type of shoes to school. Exciting. I have kiddish instincts. Went home and made cheesecake and tiramisu for my godma. Yes was requested to do mels super duper cheesy weesy mago cake for her. Both are setting in the fridge. Tiramisu should have more rum but still yeeah yummy. Gonna go church with godma and cousins tmr at olps. Rcia. Cant wait for it. Exams coming and i am not even starting. I am so screwed. Accounts is like in the nile river. Meit ok singapore river and yes air biz kallang. I am lost and i need help. Boot camp for all those subs.
Sip. Alright world wide here i come. Kinda sad as my reeally good friends are not with me. Sigh. Trying to drill that independant word into my brain. I can do it. I can still meet my armpit bros,dele, my chicken neh neh darlins after work even though they are maybe at the other end of singapore. I will miss them. Shit. Why.....am i alone. Farg.
My doggy is missing. People pray for it. I am serious. Its my support, half of me. I cant imagine yeah but the thought that it is in some incenerator, the flappy ears burning to be made into recycled material. Sheesh. Sigh my other soft toys on my bed are just staring back at me. My nameless dog. Sigh.
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Monday, February 21, 2005
i am so upset. Call me childish ridiculous i dont give a damn. Yes i lost my pound puppy dog the one that i grew up from my first birthday till now. Yes a whole huge 18 years 1 and a half months. I have no idea where it has landed. Mum and me have the gut feeling that i may have accidentally pushed it into my dustbin when i was asleep. See my dustbin is just beside my bed. Brilliant and yes my dustbin goes into the main dustbin. Shit. Farg.
Till now it has no name. Yeah i dont know bout the rest but yes its been like my so called support system. The times when i was so sad yes when the tears rolled down i will hug it to sleep. The times when i watch some horror show it will always be with me. Everything that has came down on me that dog has seen. OK sounds stupid but yeah i am really attached to it. Nothing can reaplace it. Yeap the nice smell it emits from it since i had it from young, my drool that lingers on it. Sweet. I am going to find it my mum is gonna help me. Thank goodness she knows that it is so important to me. I shall wait and see.
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Saturday, February 19, 2005
grilled fishes with prawns
i am dying of boredom and yes my pea brains are not even a pea now. Practically turned into a lil shitty grain. Yes my energy is drained. How to know mel if she is really tired yeah if she drools on her pillow. OOo nasty secrets. Droolled on my pillow last night how bloody cool was that bwahah. Went back to the freezing labs of temasek poly. Damn yes and even on a bloody sat the labs were filled. Filled to the max. My voice is still sore from the open house. Been like speaking non-stop. Mouth exercise.
Bused down to parkway with dele the so not affectionate person to me. Fish and co was our first stop. Yeap been such a long time since we pigged out there. Had the seadfood platter for one. Freaking good basmati rice, the squids were depressing on the other hand. Yes the freaking squids were damn anorexic or either that bulimic. They were skinny, lack of flesh. Bleah. Whats happening under the water? Dele left first and yes lonely me decided to head back to mango. Retail therapy. Managed to get three tops yummy. Kinda bohemian peasant style. Wicked. So one long sleeve shirts with stars, a stirppy shirt, and this sleevless nice peasant looking top. Paid bout 100 plus for that thought that i was going to be broke but nope i am not cos my mummy is paying for me.
Waited for mae at ballet after being at a parkway and everyone could not recognise me or yeah did not think that i was her older sister. BWahah i have style. Brought the family to mango as miss mae wanted some clothes. Dope i should have waited and bought my clothes the same time as my sister. Anyhoots yes mum decided to pay for me since she is paying for miss mae mae too. Sweet. Banmian for dinner. Had a bakua and mums kueh lapis a few mins ago. I am floating now.
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Friday, February 18, 2005
ok finally the project that everyone dreads off is yes finally gone. Air biz. Poops. My life have been like spending in those packed computer labs. Dark eye circles coming up i really look like some abandoned sichuan panda. The horrible memories when i get super high with the amounts of dried plums i ate in the lab. Getting the mood swings. Sheesh projects are dangerous shit. POM is due on monday and yes not at a frigigng time of 5pm its at the blardy evil menacing wee morning 10am. Have to search for the rattlesnakes den. Wonder how in the world her table looks like. Hmmm
Open house was pretty fine. With the throngs of school kidos streaming in. Yes the gbc was packed on the first day which was good. My voice has turned into a husky yes tom cruisish voice. Bwahah yes sexaye. Met that witch today, damn seriously how i wish to skin her bit by bit, poking neddles into her flesh yes mels accupuncture. Breathe in breathe out. I am really dead tired, mentally, yes getting a heavy head again. Damn. Been sitting in front of the damn tp comps has made be balloon. I am turning into 4 folder. School tmr for me in the morning yes a nice sunny saturday and i have to drag myself to school. damn.
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Saturday, February 12, 2005
Yes finally brilliant everyone lets rejoice together. Sis and i got a dig cam at last courtesy of singtel broadband bwaha. Anyhoots pops decided to upgrade our current 256 broadband thingy to 1500. Ok faster better sweeter. Brilliant. Gonna be activated by friday. Activate me bwahah i have no idea where that came from.Damn i was so suppose to be sleeping like a pig till a hefty late time of 11 but no my dearest sis whose voice is like zeus with his sexy wed robes with his wierd looking stick calling me from the sky. Yes frigging loud. Ppl know that i cant stand noises around me when i am s.l.e.e.p.i.n.g. Threw my quilt cover and yes opened the door yeap i was half asleep scremed at the top of my voice slammed back the damn door and yes back to slumber land which obviously i could not sleep. Sleep disrubted. Damn.
Got my broadband upgrade thingy done. Got my cannon ixus cam. Sexaye cam. Ho ho ho my dads thinking of getting the panasonic dig cam the lumix shit. Freaking nice and sleek. No more huge chunky nikons slrs. Ok nikons are quite cool too but nah i am not some pro photograher. I am a red snapper. Snap. Godparents came down to my house for dinner. Yes finally i unravel the mysterious angpau that i recieved. Bwahah. Yes i love my godparents. Tmrs the big dinner that i have to attend, eat., wear a fancy dress and look fat. Shit. On the other hand lets see i get to have some good shit, hang out with my cousins, take pictures with my super cute neice and nephews. No more alien looking twin nephews and yes another gorilla.
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Friday, February 11, 2005
tarts more tarts more tarts
Happy chinese new year to everyone. Chinese new year was freaking good discounting the amount of weight i have gained. Ok shit i feel old all of a sudden like damn i am 19 when all the aunties and uncle go so u are sec 4 right melissa. I have to suck in and go " uhh no aunty so and so i am ahem 19, year 2 poly" I am an old granny. Yes as usual day 1 of chinese new year first stop will be at the empress dowagers grans 9 haig road house. Assemble there and ta da pops siblings and their family aka as my cousins bwahah will exchange those lovley red packets. Yes i just love chinese new year its when all the cousins will sit in their cars and yes travel togethere like some mafia gang and visit the respective houses. More ang paus. Bwahah yes with the constant going woww melissa/ mahlissa you are 19 this year so old ahhh and the all so delicious bakkua, pineapple tarts ya da ya da staring back at me at everyhouse that i visited and yes i walloped them at every single house. Considering the amount of pineapple tarts, chocs, and yes the most sinful bakkua i have grown not upwards but sideways. Stayed over godparents house on the first day of cny and yes munched on more fruit cake my godma. Damn.
Day 2. Back to the empress dowagers grans 9 haig road house. More ang paus. See people visit my gran how brilliant she just have to sit on her throne and give the ang paus while ppl walk to her and shake her hand. Kinda like the president. Sweet. Mid afternoon her whole car porch is like packed with bout 8 cars. With the heat plus the amount of cars freaking hard to breathe. Always mentioned to her that she should scrape half of her garden and build a pool but no one would not listen to brilliant me. Think bout it having pineapple tarts by the pool and yes collecting andpaus. Extra yummy. Left grans house in the afternoon with godparents to do one last visitng thank goodness the goodies in that house was pretty limited. Phew. Had a chinese new year party at godparents house oo la la frreaking nice food. Lets see. roastduck,chicken,pork. Nonya babi asam.Achar.Fishheadcurry.Grilled honey chicken. Sotong lemak and asam. Was about to burst. Reunion dinner on new year eves was brilliant. 1 more major chinese new year dinner on sunday. This one i have to dress up and behave like a lady bwahah. I do not know if my clothes would burst while i sit down and have my food. I shall suck in and walk out of my house.
My house should have a rat to wipe out the cny goodies and hampers in my house. Shit.
Decided to sign up for the rcia thingy. Going to queen of peace instead of holy family. Kinda feel a sense of relief and at the same time i wonder if my supervisor of my internship will allow me to leave like once a week at 7. I have no idea when is the day. Its up to god now.
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Sunday, February 06, 2005
watching central now. Yeap some guys dressed up in the 18th centry style playing music. I think hmm in some venician castle or house. Freaking nice. I just love to see these musicians playing their stuff. Great shit. I am a classical baby bwahah. Yes just love when all those instruments are being played together. Haven. Music something i cant leave without it especially all my mozart and bach cds to keep my company through the study weeks. Brilliant. Someone please go buy for me my steinway grand piano. Shit arse great piano. ooo la la
Chinese new year is coming. My house is stocked up with homemade kueh lapis, pineappe tarts from aunty marg, sugee biscuits, lim chee guan bak gua, cashew nut biscuits, kueh bangkit, fruit cake, and those fried lil popiah shit. Yes freking good and i have been munching on them like in huge amounts. I am so going to explode. Need to work out so much after cny.
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Sunday, January 30, 2005
oh my crappy shit, i am really bloated now with the nasi lemak and yesterday superb dinner. Ok managed to get my mummy to drive down to the american club for the dinner instead of cabbing there. I have good persuaion skills bwahah. Saw keith on the way up to the function room, yes my dear cousin has indeed turn pretty handsome. Cocktail was good, white wine rocks and the cheese bread sticks are like ooomp. Totally melts into your mouth. Everyone was in kebayas cos it was some nonya event cum aunty's rennual of marraige. Red, pink, black kebayas and black suits. Should have worn mine. Met loads of big shots there uhh that potter guy something iskandar dressed in his batik shirt with his wife. The journalists. Brilliant right and guess what there was this dance floor and yeah aunty called the a band all the way from melaka with that kenny chee guy the one on arts central to perfrom. SO yeah it was so 70s and 60s with the usualy nonya songs. Pretty fun and guess what my grandpop dragged me up to the dance floor. I was the only one. Oh my gawd i wanted to run back home man. Thank goodness i had a brilliant crowd bwahah. Hahah seriously i think i have changed for the better with loads of ppl telling me they could not recognise me but yeah the 3kg goal still needs to materialise. The drunken prawns, sharksfin and the noodles were brilliant. Yummy and yes the desserts. Cheesecake with icecream decorated with mango puree and sago. Shitty great.
Nasi lemak at godparents house today. Was shit good with my mummy's home made sambal. OO la la. Popped by grans house and i was totally greeted with the smell of ummm rum. Yes fruit cake. Aunty marg was baking fruit cakes for everyone. Brilliant. Brough one home shit and my mum is going to make too. I have to lose weight before cny. I love being a nonya/ straits chinese love all those lovely kebayas and kasok manek. I am a nonya mama.
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Friday, January 28, 2005
FINALLY a day that i do not need to have to drag myself to school. Yes brilliant. Woked up at 11 plus i am such a sleeping pig. Yes i can sleep and i am proud of it. Bwaha. Went to eastwood to have my nails done for tmr and thin down my fringe a tiny winny bit. Stir fried macaronni and grillied salom for lunch. Damn i was supposed to just have like salad or some oats but not look at what i ate. Shit. Cabbed down to cine to meet terri anne my daughter bwahah for kickboxing. Todays one was ok differnt instructor did more toning then some real punches but its still good. Ha yah.
Decided to go to missy.b to take a look. Oh mandrain shopping arcarde was cool went to all those shops and admired those pretty vintage dresses. Awww shit i need to get them. Mummmy....Ok the 2 of us spent bout like half an hour or more at missy.b. Shit the bags there are so frigging nice and yeap quirky so to speak. Got this really funky one from there. Terri we need to go there after cny again. Gonna drag mum there too. Taka was next. Some chinese new year food fare with all those pineapple tarts la dee dah. Feeling kinda fortunate that i am born into a family with good chefs and bakers. So yeap all my new year goodies are either baked by my mummsie, godma or aunty marg. By the way my house is now like a kueh lapis factory. Sheesh. Had dinner at the pasta cafe at taka, chomped on the sambal seafood pasta. SHit it is so fantastic it will be even better if andy roddick fed me bwahah. Yes federer is gone from the aussie open which is good cos it does proves that he is still HUMAN. Man i am like bloated, my exercise regime is down in the drain. Terri we were suppose to have salad now like pasta with choc cake. Awww.
Cracking my brains now to think how should i wear for tmr's social event cum rennual of marraige thingy at the american club which was suppose to be just my mummy and dad going. Brilliant pops decided not to go cos of this gout thingy so yeah i have to replace him. I dislike these social events as i really have to like search through my wardrobe for a proper attire. Ok it states smart casual but still i bet all the ladies are all going to deck themselves in some frilly dresses. Shoots. Mummy is not going to drive there damn damn so taxi here i come i shall persuade her. Ooo maybe dick lee will be there cos my granduncle knows him. I am shy. BWahahah
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