Melissa.mel.melly.nutcase
Yr2 tourism student of temasek poly
Loves herself and everyone
A music whoopie hears everything except techno
Trash talker and a whacko
loves chocolates till her arse vanishes
don't mess with me as i bite hard




   






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Tuesday, March 29, 2005
changed link

ok peeps melly welly has changed her bloggy add. Add is still the same just its to blogspot now.

Click HERE for the new blogyy. Puui.


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Sunday, March 27, 2005
abba catuma

hot camomile tea peeking at the corner and listening to abba knowing me to know you. Beautiful. Exams are finally long gone now yeap lets stress about the results. Ho ho ho.I am like so ffffing free people rejoice for me. Gonna hit the gym more often thats a must. So hmm 2 mths of hols i am going to make good use of it.

Met marcus yesterday it was really good catching up with him and yes sorting things out. Took the nel line and hahah yes the mirrors have this slimming effect. Bwahah its true go try it out. Waited for that neh neh terri and yes i was so surrounded by the streams of ah peh at chinatown station. Sexaye. Kreta ayer market was totally dunged. I mean there was nothing, i have no idea how did they came up on last months female mag. Snoar so yes we were tourist like snapping pictures along the way. Managed to get this pretty tank top and a brooch and of course mels total indulgence this beaaaautiful vintage handbag. Those who really know me will know that miss mel just adores bags more bags and shoes. Dimsum at yum cha for dinner with one of my darling terri. We pigged out. Chicken stewed legs, ha gao, xiao long bao, charsiew bao and yes couple more shit. Decided to head back to orchard . Whats wrong with top shop man. Clothes are really too boho this time. Met jerms that pok sai who was way hyper when he saw terri. Something is up. Hehe

Easter sunday. Never went to mass instead i was playing tennis for 1 and a half hours this and that. Sinned. Freaking good workout early in the morning. Thank goodness my touch wasnt gone after abstaining from it for like 1 month. Hit some balls with ryan that kiddo was not bad. Gonna arrange to play with him next week. Hongkong noodles for lunch. My room is spanking new now. Spring cleaned the whole entire room. Wicked. Shifted my tv and stereo around. Pretty. Was too tired plus the cool chilly weather decided to lure me to my bed. Was supposed to have dinner at siglap-le viet. Vietnamese springrools yummy but nope all of use decided that we too piggish to drive there. So it was 2-3-5-3-5-3-5. KFC. Been like hmm 2 mths since i ate kfc let along fast food. Neah i will still gobble my mee pok over kfc anytime. So yes i am feeling the after effect. Dad mummy and me are like sipping tea cos its seriously very oily. Gonna meet dele and the gang tmr. Yippppeee.

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Wednesday, March 23, 2005
gymmos

ok seriously i need to go to my gym, swim and do weights. My brilliant nice firm arms from tennis has turned into tofu. Even my dear marcus tan di hao commented. I was like shit. Ok i am mutating into this saggy 50 ur old grandma. Easter is coming. Just had fellowship and shit there was like crappy loads of food. Prayers were good but hmm todays topic rather illusive.

Lunched with mumsies at siglap. Saw some coursemates there ok i was like in zombie land stuffing fish balls and tofu into my mouth. This is what happens to someone when they are stress. Mels stress. Groccery shopping at coles. Brilliant i bought like easter eggs and like bars of chocs and my darling mcvities hobbes. Fridge is totally filled with them. Crammed some airbus notes in the afternoon with the company of a whole bar of chunky kit kat. Chocs and symphony 92.4 was my companions for the past few nights. Not the measely thin ones but the choc bars. Ok i feel the inches growing. Marilyn we seriously need to motviate ourselfs. 5 kg thats all. Yes tennis here i come on sunday. I miss prancing around the courts, perspiring like no ones business. Brilliant. I shall start my exercise regime from sunday. Yes. Gonna watch amazing race. Rob and amber won. My darling rob...ahhh with his dark nice eyes hahha. I shall force feeed air bus notes into my grey cells. Damn.

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gymmos

ok seriously i need to go to my gym, swim and do weights. My brilliant nice firm arms from tennis has turned into tofu. Even my dear marcus tan di hao commented. I was like shit. Ok i am mutating into this saggy 50 ur old grandma. Easter is coming. Just had fellowship and shit there was like crappy loads of food. Prayers were good but hmm todays topic rather illusive.

Lunched with mumsies at siglap. Saw some coursemates there ok i was like in zombie land stuffing fish balls and tofu into my mouth. This is what happens to someone when they are stress. Mels stress. Groccery shopping at coles. Brilliant i bought like easter eggs and like bars of chocs and my darling mcvities hobbes. Fridge is totally filled with them. Crammed some airbus notes in the afternoon with the company of a whole bar of chunky kit kat. Chocs and symphony 92.4 was my companions for the past few nights. Not the measely thin ones but the choc bars. Ok i feel the inches growing. Marilyn we seriously need to motviate ourselfs. 5 kg thats all. Yes tennis here i come on sunday. I miss prancing around the courts, perspiring like no ones business. Brilliant. I shall start my exercise regime from sunday. Yes. Gonna watch amazing race. Rob and amber won. My darling rob...ahhh with his dark nice eyes hahha. I shall force feeed air bus notes into my grey cells. Damn.

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Tuesday, March 22, 2005
living off u

ooo i am so fuming mad. Ok if i have a stick i shall shove it through ur eyeballs oh no i should hmm actually like pry if open to show u that i am a fing 19 yr old. Yes so what i came home at 4 am heloo are u expecting me to say hi to the bouncer and then off i go home in a cab. 12 midnight i rather stay at home and like gorge down tubs of ice creams. Bloody shitty neh. Come one i am not a 15 year old kiddo. I did not join some ching chong chang female lotus gang when i was in secondary. Never even like touched a cigg before. Or even taking a drag from it. Never like had a female gang fight before let alone taking some dried up grass or yeah some wierd shit. Its a bloody time for me to relax and go out with my friends but nope mr sharp ears wants me back at 12 midnight. As if i am some shitty cinderella. My arse.

I mean 12 midnight. Yes i can so bloody dress up go to black wave to the bloody bouncer, say bye and take a ffing cab back home. I am so pisst not that i cant go to black, white purple or some shit but them still thinking i am one young kiddo. I am 19. Sagging boobs and fats. I need to get that straight into their minds.

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Sunday, March 13, 2005
pop cakes

ok random thoughts and i have no bloody idea whats with the pop cakes. ok many yeah mumsiee used to buy those pop tarts that u put in into the toaster and duh it comes out with a pop. Strawberry flavour with like icing on top. Suberb shit yeah but ahem ahem loads of trans fat. Ok i am totally afraid of creamy biscuits. Esp no oreos for me. No more venessian swirls from marks and sparks. Toally in love with biscuits from marks and sparks. Brilliant shits. All butter sultana ones are nice.

Try me alright. I am totally greying now. Flipped through accounts and ta da dear ole me have freaking no idea whats this and that for 4 bloody chaps. I am so screwd. Jermssss the zebra i need ur help. Some of ur neroconnections. Yes please donate some of those grey cells of yours to me. Beeen bumming the whole day either getting hooked on my sthupid harry potter book-goblet of fire or siting in front of that sad goggle box. Shit i should not have gotten that book. My life its on it now. Have been like walking around the place, shitting, having breafast all with that book. Damn. Its calling out to me again. Apprentice is next. Why am i not studyng i have too. Someone go poke to stabilo pencils into my eyes and motivate me.

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Friday, March 11, 2005
dont cry for me b.j

cry for me. Failed the first 2 amadeus test and yes got a bloody cplus for the last one. Pretty shit after knowing it yeah miss tan gave us the liberty to choose if we would want to know it or not. Curiousity kills me. Bleah reality hits thank goodness i did not brawl or something haha. Sheesh man pretty worried for my exams i must not have and cats meowing towards me this sem. Whole bunch of cats last semester. Damn worse sem if i recall.

Last day of school. Brilliant right in no time year 2 is gone like uhmm in 2 weeks. Have to say that man i am so gonna miss my whacko friends not so affectionate dele, jerms my armpit bros, my chicken nehs nehs chy, Pok sai ryl, miss carroty drea and yes ma la guo. Man man man. Cabbed back home with dele yes dele u are one indecisive freak who cannot make up her mind if she is going to eat at my place. Homemade pizza. Yes brilliant right and mae yes my dear ole sis is becoming a pain in the ass stage. How shitty can that be right. Ok tolerate breathe in breathe out. Bloody rude neh. Pepperoni, mushroom,ham, onions, capsicuns, topped with a heapful of mozerella and other cheeses. Pop it in the oven for 15 mins.Voila. Pizza from stratford court. Sis friends came yes very very noisy. Note the 2 noisy words that i have put. Jumping up and down my house trampoline and i kinda fear that thing thinking that my head my get like snipped off if i jump to high and hit the ceiling fan. Duh i dont want to be frankestein with bolts at the side of my head.

Piano was next. Fingers are freaking painful due to the complicated pieces that requires damn loads of stretching. I could still smell the scent of pizza. Yum mummy was making for mr ahem "fei zai" 3 year old neighbour who really looks like a sumo. Ok wait i am too a fei zai too. No a fei mui. Stole a piece of pizza at 3 again yes and guess what i was so bored i decided to sleep. I am a full fledge swine. Snorts. Katsudon for dinner and mummy baked apple crumble. Count the amt of calories just had my ben and jerrys new flavour. Peanutbutter, pretzels and choc chips. I still adore my cherry gracia. I am turning into harry potter's aunt marg the bloated lady. Lack of motivation to study leads my leg to the study room to blog in boredom. I have not even opened my bks. F. Sickening lab top of mine is still screwed up in the arse. Brillant. Survivor is up next awwwww my bobby john and how sickening cos they has lost their immunity 4 times in a row which inculdes today. I need to fly to palau to save him. Hahah.

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Wednesday, March 09, 2005
snoartering shats

Alright my totally balastic black sleek lap top of mine is yes once again conked out. Freaking no interent connection at all. Checked with tung and yes my dads router is working normally. But shitty no mine is like lost in outer space. Like the milky way where there is absolute no signals at all. I hate walking to the damn study room to use the other com. No tv. No bed.

Amadeus thankfully was fine. Not as hard as the previous test although yeap i still tend to me really nervous bout it. The codes or the codes can now be stuffed into my fat arse of mine. French oral test is tomorrow. I need to really know how to damn pronouce the words. Suckers. Been like waking up early and yes i know i am falling ill. Brilliant. Constant sneezing. Red eyes and i feel all so sleepy now. Help.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005
The slr's


Eminem-Lose Yourself

Tracy and me. The slrs. Short of lady jess aka as yo yo da jie or hmm romeo. Gotta say this sem my class is really happening. Dele that pok sai. Chy my dear sskkj. Tracy the ah lian wannabe no yeah a true ah lian but a proud supporter of the slrs. Jess oh yeah my darling romeo andmy fellow slr. Too bad that jess tracy and moi radars has been turned off recently. Poops. Man the exams are drawing near. My books are not open yet. Back is aching again feeling like some ole granny nowadays. Been having hard time breathing. Sthupid polluted damn air. Air biz presentation yesterday went rather fine with ms tan slapping us with the all so hard knowledgable questions. Those either yeah you are some brilliant shit and u know the answers or yes you can go hide ur face in a toilet bowl filled with shit.

Met gran and gong yesterday for lunch. Went to bedok corner. All right people do a standing ovation for my dear ole bedok corner. Yes my brilliant cheng teng. oooo freaking nice especially drinking a bowl of nice cold cheng teng on a bloody hot polluted day. Yes its like kisssing umm yeah prince harry or my harry poetter. Dehhhhlicious. Caught survior ooo this season its pretty good. Hunks galore. Bwahah multi tasking. Watch my dear ole bobby john on survivor and yes my darling suan. Stupid chicken neh neh missed that lady so much. Finally heard her voice. So yesh stuhpid lady was rubbing salt bout my lost dog and yes it was NAMESLESS. How disgusting. So yeah back to the bobby john guy. Oh my my my. My face is turning red. Hair is standing up. Aww my bobby john woudn't it be nice if he falls in love with the all tattooed angie. Scary but sweet.  

Just found out that fellowship will be at this persons home and its soo near my house. Jalan nipah. Brilliant. I can walk there.

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Wednesday, March 02, 2005
gracia

finally french proj is done. Heeve hive ho. Did something really sthupid, something that i will want to put it away. Jules hey thanks girl for calling and talking to me. Although it was crappy talk at least i know i still have u u chicken neh neh.

Went to siglap to get my ben and jerrys ice cream after school.Yeap our family fav brautwurst sussage shop- meat delicatsen *think thats spelt that way. Pretty shock that they sell like those imported chocs and BEN AND JERRYS. People rejoice for me. A total 4 types of ben and jerrys ice cream stocked up in my freezer. Cheery gracia. Strawberry graham swirl. Cookie dough. Banana something. Brilliant. Spend the whole damn afternoon doing the coporate video thingy. I am totally brain freezed. My neuro connections are slowing down due to the lack of sleep. Bloody damn shit have been waking up at 6 plus this few days to rush down to school. I need retail therapy i want that gucci coin purse. I want my dior poison which i may ask jerms to get for me* note i will pay him. Bwahah. I miss tasmania so much. Miss staying at granduncles house which overlooks the whole of tasmania. The seafood and mures. The scones. The air. I need a break, my dark circles are appearing and yes exams are coming and i know only half of all those shit thats going to be tested. Someone shoot my nehs. Aw shit man. Shall have my cherry gracia later.

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